Heard in our car this morning:
Reid: Mama, do you want to know what Daddy and I have that you don’t?
Me: Sure, what?
Reid: Our last name is longer. We’re taller. We can run faster. We’re stronner. We can ride our bikes faster.
Me: What can I do that you and Daddy can’t do?
Reid: Noffing.
Me: Thanks, Reid.
Reid: If you want to be like me and Daddy, you have to have my last name.
Looks like I want be getting taller, stronger or faster anytime soon.
Have a great day, however long your last name is.